I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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