Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
So. Much. Porn.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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