So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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