please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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