how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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