I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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