She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I had to cum in my sink.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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