I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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