Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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