there was a trapeze. enough said
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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