why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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