Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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