I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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