I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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