Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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