How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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