We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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