used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you told grandpa to call you daddy
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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