4 words: hood of his car
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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