Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
