Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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