what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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