the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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