White coat. Heels.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He has the fingertips of a God
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