TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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