so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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