I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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