Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Come back. Shots need mouths.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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