yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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