is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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