Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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