Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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