I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
