dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Randomize
