is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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