She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
i believe in u and ur pee
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
