hotel room ftw
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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