Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
