Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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