Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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