32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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