I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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