well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
it's like iHOP with fire
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I just found puke in my bra..
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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