I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
where am i from again
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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