Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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