She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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