If that was your dad, he is hot
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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