One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Sober January is a disaster.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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