Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I have post one night stand depression
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