walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I wish there were birth control emojis
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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