my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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