You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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