i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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