i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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