Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
